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		<title>I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m doing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orz himself</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Dutch assholes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/icons/cuteheart.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="" title="Travel" /><br/>First flight done with. First good news is that the tickets were valid. So far flyprice has delivered, and gotten me to schiphol. You never know with these internet people. They may just be taking your monies. Now I just need to wait here for 5 hours before the flight to Japan leaves. Hey, atleast [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/icons/cuteheart.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="" title="Travel" /><br/><div id="attachment_50" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/IMG_3774.JPG" rel="lightbox[49]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-50" title="schiphol airport" src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/IMG_3774-150x150.jpg" alt="Schiphol, not a bad place" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Schiphol, not a bad place</p></div>
<p>First flight done with. First good news is that the tickets were valid. So far <a title="they got me to schiphol, at the very least!" href="http://flyprice.se" target="_blank">flyprice</a> has delivered, and gotten me to schiphol. You never know with these internet people. They may just be taking your monies.</p>
<p>Now I just need to wait here for 5 hours before the flight to Japan leaves. Hey, atleast I just got half an hour of internet for 6 euro. So that&#8217;s&#8230; good. There is slight amusement to be had from the person doing announcements here. She sounds almost exactly like <a title="I swear to God, I thought it was synthesized until she did an announcement for some impossible name that had to get a move on to his gate." href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgP4kT5-9Cc" target="_blank">GLaDOS</a>.</p>
<p>The first flight was short and the captain even informed us he was not just on schedule, we came in early. Thank fuck for that, wouldn&#8217;t want to be late for my 5 hour session of waiting for the next flight!</p>
<p>I thought the biggest problem about the first flight was gonna be the fat beer-chugging man shaped like a beach ball that sat next to me, but as it turned out he was very courteous and never strayed into my personal bubble where I could enjoy mineral water and <a title="Fucking love this show. Jeremy Piven is a fucking fantastic actor." href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387199/" target="_blank">Entourage</a>. He didn&#8217;t even smell of fat people.</p>
<p>The problem came from behind. Three dutch people in a screaming conversation, possibly about how fucking great their voices were, the one right behind me being the worst one, of course. If you haven&#8217;t heard it before, the conversation of three middle aged dutch assholes sounds a lot like that of a room full of northern swedes, drunk off their tits. (i.e the natural state of the northern swede). There&#8217;s some swedish and the rest is just awful slurring and the sounds of rhinos dying.</p>
<p>I was surprised to learn I got free shit on the plane though. sure, it was only small sammiches and a free drink, but still! I&#8217;ve been on short flights many times before and gotten nothing but a back ache.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m gonna enjoy the rest of my breakfast now (Red Bull and Lay&#8217;s crisps) and see if anyone is online on MSN.</p>
<p><span style="color: #999999;"><a title="Grooving to the bradster at the airport. Thank god for the battery life of this ipod." href="http://www.bradsucks.net/"><em>~Medicine makes people evil</em></a></span></p>
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		<title>The Tix</title>
		<link>http://japan.orz.eu/2009/07/28/the-tix/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:35:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orz himself</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/icons/cuteheart.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="" title="Travel" /><br/>Tickets have been ordered and confirmed for the trip. I&#8217;ll be leaving for Japan on the 18th of September and the return trip to Sweden, if all goes well and I don&#8217;t die on my endeavour, will be on the 11th of October. I&#8217;ll be lifting off from Copenhagen and landing in Amsterdam on my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<img src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/icons/cuteheart.gif" width="16" height="16" alt="" title="Travel" /><br/><p>Tickets have been ordered and confirmed for the trip.</p>
<div id="attachment_13" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><a href="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/041222g.jpg" rel="lightbox[12]"><img class="size-thumbnail wp-image-13" title="JAL" src="http://japan.orz.eu/wp-content/uploads/041222g-150x150.jpg" alt="the logo looks nice" width="150" height="150" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">the logo looks nice</p></div>
<p>I&#8217;ll be leaving for Japan on the <em>18th of September</em> and the return trip to Sweden, if all goes well and I don&#8217;t die on my endeavour, will be on the <em>11th of October</em>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll be lifting off from Copenhagen and landing in Amsterdam on my way there, &#8220;getting to&#8221; spend more than a little time getting to know the (hopefully) wonderful <a title="it's probably full of weed." href="http://www.schiphol.nl/" target="_blank">Schiphol</a> airport. A grand total of 18 hours of travel. I just wonder how much of it I&#8217;ll be able to sleep away.</p>
<p>On my way back, I shall be taking in the sights of <a title="Frenchies. I can't wait." href="http://www.paris-cdg.com/">Charles de Gaulle</a> airport. It can&#8217;t be that bad, right? Charles was a pretty nifty guy, after all.</p>
<p>And in Japan I&#8217;ll be landing on <a title="Short and sweet, just like the people." href="http://www.narita-airport.jp/en/">Narita</a>. So I guess Tokyo will be my first and last stop in Japan.</p>
<p>For the long hauls I&#8217;ll be flying with <a title="JAL" href="http://www.jal.co.jp/en/" target="_blank">Japan Airlines</a>, that for some reason pays about one third of the taxes that <a title="I have nothing but respect for Virgin. I only wish they were cheaper." href="http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/en/gb/index.jsp" target="_blank">Virgin</a> does, and because of that was the cheaper option. It strikes me as really odd. I wonder if it&#8217;s because Japan subsidizes some taxes for international flights from Japanese airlines?</p>
<p>All that&#8217;s left is to wait.</p>
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